This has been Sam’s favorite “sleeves” song for a little while now. He sings along to the higher parts “And do the kung fu”)…and I also got some requests for the lyrics of the Weird Medicine theme, so I thought post em up:<\/p>\n[audio: http:\/\/radioghost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Doctorsteve.mp3]\n
Lyrics:<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve got diphtheria crushing my esophagus
\nI\u2019ve got ebola virus dripping from my nose
\nI\u2019ve got the leprosy of the heart valves
\nExacerbating my incredible woes
\nI want to take my brain out and blast it with a wave
\nAn ultrasonic echographic and a pulsatating shave
\nI want a magic pill for my ailments
\nThe health equivalent of Citizen Kane
\nAnd if I don\u2019t get it now in a tablet
\nI think I\u2019m doomed and I\u2019ll have to go insane
\nI want a requiem for my disease
\nSo I\u2019m paging Dr. Steve<\/p>\n
I take a scalpel
\nTo the vertabrae
\nNeed some suction
\nIn the carotid
\nBring the crash cart
\nAnd do the kung fu
\nWith the shock pads
\nAnd now he\u2019s dead uh oh\u2026<\/p>\n
I\u2019m in the mortuary dead as a doornail
\nI\u2019m posthumous, incredulous and cold
\nI\u2019ve got a bad case of the deadsies
\nParalyzing all my thoughts and bones
\nSomeone take their brain out and slip it in my head
\nI can\u2019t do it for myself cause I\u2019m already dead
\nI\u2019m thinking Frankenstein to the maximum
\nShoot some lightning in the marrow of my bones
\nOr mark an expedite on the afterlife
\nAnd push me quickly into heaven with a heave
\nBut if I don\u2019t get in for my cause of death
\nI\u2019m blaming Dr. Steve<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This has been Sam’s favorite “sleeves” song for a little while now. He sings along to the higher parts “And do the kung fu”)…and I also got some requests for the lyrics of the Weird Medicine theme, so I thought post em up: [audio: http:\/\/radioghost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Doctorsteve.mp3] Lyrics: I\u2019ve got diphtheria crushing my esophagus I\u2019ve got ebola …<\/p>\n