{"id":1074,"date":"2010-08-27T11:18:08","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T18:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/radioghost.com\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2010-08-27T11:22:10","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T18:22:10","slug":"the-appendix-song-for-rf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radioghost.com\/?p=1074","title":{"rendered":"“The Appendix Song” for R&F"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I wrote “The Concession Song<\/a>” a few days ago, but after hearing Ron talk about his recent appendectomy experience, I started singing the Concession song with new hospital\/appendix related lyrics. <\/p>\n

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\nQuicktime or Download<\/a><\/p>\n

Lyrics:<\/p>\n

Well it\u2019s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time
\nWe\u2019ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things I can\u2019t remember!
\nBut we don\u2019t have doctors, not a single silly doctor
\nNo dentists or biologists, phd\u2019s or Scientologists!
\nJust anesthesiologists, I\u2019m afraid, knock out artists of the first rank
\nWell it\u2019s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time
\nWe\u2019ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things that I can\u2019t remember!
\nSo you\u2019ll need a lot of morphine, on account of all the catheters
\nIt\u2019s a wire rusted round a shoe, the morphine just protecting you
\nfrom the Hospital! As the pain we inflict is much worse than the pain that brought here in the first place
\nIf you want to have a visitor, well you need a new partner
\nIf you want go home, find a nurse and fart on her
\nBut if you want a doctor, you need a helicopter
\nCause none of us is fully trained, though we\u2019re all experts at killing pain
\nFrom the catheters!
\nWell it\u2019s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time
\nWe\u2019ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things I can\u2019t remember!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wrote “The Concession Song” a few days ago, but after hearing Ron talk about his recent appendectomy experience, I started singing the Concession song with new hospital\/appendix related lyrics. [audio: http:\/\/radioghost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/AppendixSong.mp3] Quicktime or Download Lyrics: Well it\u2019s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time We\u2019ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things I can\u2019t …<\/p>\n

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