“The Appendix Song” for R&F

I wrote “The Concession Song” a few days ago, but after hearing Ron talk about his recent appendectomy experience, I started singing the Concession song with new hospital/appendix related lyrics.

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Lyrics:

Well it’s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time
We’ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things I can’t remember!
But we don’t have doctors, not a single silly doctor
No dentists or biologists, phd’s or Scientologists!
Just anesthesiologists, I’m afraid, knock out artists of the first rank
Well it’s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time
We’ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things that I can’t remember!
So you’ll need a lot of morphine, on account of all the catheters
It’s a wire rusted round a shoe, the morphine just protecting you
from the Hospital! As the pain we inflict is much worse than the pain that brought here in the first place
If you want to have a visitor, well you need a new partner
If you want go home, find a nurse and fart on her
But if you want a doctor, you need a helicopter
Cause none of us is fully trained, though we’re all experts at killing pain
From the catheters!
Well it’s appendix time, oh my goodness appendix time
We’ve got morphine and catheters and crazy things I can’t remember!

2 thoughts on ““The Appendix Song” for R&F

  1. i’m glad you love ron and fez or i never would have found.your xmas song is my fav song of the season.keep doing what you do.

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