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Whisper, Pray, Make Room set

By , 30 October, 2009, 2 Comments

Building the set. Whirligig desk. Hidden piano. Secret lights. Some steampunk elements hopefully built in. Rusty whatevers and strange gears. Hoping to encase the monitor in battered metals.



Going to the dump tomorrow to look in the mountain of wretched iron. Lawnmowers, kickstands, boilers, car doors, bicycles, mufflers, huge ancient sheets of sunken ship. Hopefully to find some whizzbangs to festoon upon the desk. My favorite place in the world. I would have loved to have been a sculptor. I have a thing for rust.

Lost & Found song

By , 23 October, 2009, 2 Comments

There’s an open-mic night at my sis-in-law’s place, The Practice Room, and I’ll be setting up the piana and playing a few songs. If you live in NH and want to come and play or just watch, please do!  If you need directions write me at 🙂

Last night I was just messing around and came up with this song. Because I’m rehearsing for the “Whisper, Pray, Make Room” show, my keyboard is set up in the kitchen and the recording is just sort of demo. So you can hear drippy sink water and our heater…and maybe a TV in the background. I’m hoping to play this tonight…

“Lost & Found” Lyrics:

Guess I’ll go lay down in the clouds
My sister’s gone to lay out in the fields
We always lay out on the ground, looking!
for the lost and found that we lost and found

I tied down the earth
But the dog never tires
Shut down all the stores
But these folks won’t retire
So we all go lay out on the ground, looking!
for the lost and found that we lost and found

I rattle the birds
so the sky stays awake
I fish in the trees
And I sleep in the lake

I don’t have a penny
But I don’t owe a man
I ain’t got no food
I was born eating sand

Guess I’ll go lay down in the clouds
My sister’s gone to lay out in the fields
We always lay out on the ground, looking!
for the lost and found that we lost and found

I Need Voice Actors!

By , 14 October, 2009, 4 Comments

I’m putting together a one man show called “Whisper, Pray, Make Room” at my sister-in-law’s Yoga Studio – The Practice Room and I need some help.  If you’re interested in theater or voice acting or just like helping – read on.

“Whisper, Pray, Make Room” is a reinterpretation of Dickens “Christmas Carol” – with music and done in a Talk Radio Show setting.  If you’ve seen Eric Bogosian’s “Talk Radio” and can somehow picture Scrooge behind the mic as an extremist talk radio host, you’ll start to see what this is all about.

Whisper1To create a believable Talk Radio kind of atmosphere – with drops, ads, etc, I need to have some real callers.  The callers won’t be live, but prerecorded.   I’ll manipulate those parts via a Soundboard program on a computer during the show.

I already have the Callers of Christmas Past and Future.  Fans of Ron & Fez will be familiar with Blowhard and Dr. Steve.  Blowhard is playing the Ghost Caller of Xmas Past and Dr. Steve the Ghost of Xmas Yet to Come.

So what I need:

1.  A female voice for the Ghost of Xmas Present

2.  A variety of general callers.

If you’re interested in being a general caller, all you need to do is leave a voice message at my Google Voice Account at (603) 722-0540.  There’s really only 3 things here.  First – no cursing!  Ha ha.  Family show.  Sorry.  Second – try to pretend like someone has just said “You’re next on the Steve King Show”.  Third – either Hate Steve…or love him.  If you hate him, feel free to rattle off why he’s the darkest, most awful, most dangerous talk show host in the land.  If you love him, feel free to say why.  There’s no pressure here.  If you don’t like what you did, you can just erase it.

Basically, I’ll take those recorded voicemails and play them during the show as though they are live calls.  And what do you get for all your voice work?  A slice of Christmas Goose. Also you will get credit in the Playbill/cast list and on this site. 🙂

If you want to do this, but want to do it from a script, I’ll be happy to provide.  Just write me at

If you’re interested in being the Ghost of Christmas Present, please also write me at

I’m currently working with audio samples I did myself.  I’d rather not use these, but they do give a  rough idea of what I’m looking for.

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Thanks for reading this far if you did!